Preston

An emo kid from G-Ville

Preston's so emo that he would like to hold on a sec emo kids don't like to do anything but mope around and plan for suicide. thats me

by pmn9393 November 6, 2008

Preston Playz

A FUCKING RETARD THAT SELL OUT ONCE PER 20 SECONDS

guy 1 *put on preston playz on the tv*
guy 2 * grab the machine gun and fire it at the tv*

by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 26, 2020

Prost

A synonym for the word 'cunt'.

Referring to the esteemed Formula 1 driver Alain Prost whose attitude throughout his career and especially towards the great Ayrton Senna was that of a complete cunt.

Probably didn't help that he was French either.

Person 1: Where's the milk?

Person 2: I finished the last of it.

Person 1: You're such a Prost.

by Alain non-Prost September 29, 2012

Preston

A kid who is very depressed and is Mormon. Has a 50% chance to shoot up a school.

That jackass is a Preston.

by Pussylicker98 June 8, 2018

mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

Preston

Usually a big red headed flaming faggot. Loves sucking huge dicks.

That preston loves sucking big monkey penis.

by X_Nigger_X November 3, 2014

preston

A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.

dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape

guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.

by Dom Moon May 24, 2007