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Premature Bye

When you say bye to someone and attempt to walk away, only to realize that the person is walking in the same direction as you, resulting in an awkward silence. Common futile resolutions to avoid the ensuing awkwardness are: walk faster or slower than the person to separate oneself, initiate small talk, check one's phone.
Bill: Alright Norm, I'll get that paperwork for Monday, see ya.
Norm: Bye Bill.
-Both continue to walk down the hall together and wait for the same elevator.
Bill: Guess I had a little premature bye back there huh? -Check's phone
by cheetaela October 23, 2013
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Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".
Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".
by Artful Codger November 27, 2014
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premature accumulation

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early
Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015
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premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015
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pramakazi

The act of violently steering ones Pram towards oncoming pedestrians.
"That psychopath just tried to pramakazi me!"
by davo1000 September 2, 2016
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Premature Brokebackulation

To come to work wearing a Brokeback-style shirt earlier than the official day that is Brokeback Friday.
It's Thursday, why's John wearing that shirt? He suffers from Premature Brokebackulation.
by GenericMale August 18, 2016
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Premature dive

After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.
by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017
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