Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”
by Squactus January 07, 2020
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Politicooleky Press

The Politicooleky Press is a blog for Eastern Kentucky politics & sundries. Founded in 2021 by Charles Charlie Joseph, the goal is to increase political participation in the most apathetic parts of the commonwealth.
The Politicooleky Press is the best dang Eastern Kentucky Politics blog on the levisa!
by Isaac Shelby December 30, 2021
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Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 09, 2024
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Mercenary Press

"When you think they're gonna fuck you but they're actually just rifling through your pockets for ammunition." - Gianni
"Aw fuck they tricked me with a Mercenary Press again
by Tdofc June 30, 2023
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I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.
I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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Pussy press

To go on a media outlet and confront them in FaceTime or through a video game instead of real life.
Why didn't you talk to me in real life instead of doing a (pussy press)
by if ejebhrbe March 24, 2018
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Pressed creme brûlée’s

The act of pressing your bare butt up against any glass window while defecating against the window to create a disgusting show for the observer on the other side
by Sickfun75 May 29, 2019
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