Peanut Butter Dick (PD)

When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.

man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!

by MinutePeeps March 5, 2011

Peanut Butter Smack

Whilst copulating, the act of scooping peanut butter into ones hand and smacking his/her partner across the face while proclaiming "How you like me now bizznitch!"

I've gave Matt the Peanut Butter Smack 5 times now since he moved in!

by Razor Train May 26, 2009

peaness

A mondegreen for penis, much like Pingas. It's heard in a parody of the late Orson Welles from the animated series The Critic during the episode "Eyes on the Prize," in which a group of students watch a commercial shoot for Rosebud Frozen Peas, and see Welles immediately ragequit the shoot after saying the word.

Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.

by Triple Factorial August 6, 2010

Peanut Butter Taco

1. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having someone lick it off.
2. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having a dog lick it off.

~What I did to your mom last night.
~And your dad.

by Pope John Paul II November 17, 2003

Peanutopolis

(noun). A state of mind making you feel very strong and powerful, almost mayor-like.

I'm currently in the most amazing peanutopolis, good sir.

by DST November 25, 2007

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)

by Cap'n Dictionary January 17, 2008

Peanut Butthurt

Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.

Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.

by CrepescularMonty September 8, 2011