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Alabama Poutine

Fries with Cum. Traditionally served as long nice fries poking out of a fry container, with a streak of cum across the side.

Simple and classic American delicacy.
Andrew: “you telling me you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine?”
by ybell March 28, 2024
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Alabama poutine

A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.
You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”
by hotty-mcbody April 1, 2024
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Alabama Poutine

When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.
"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"

"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"
by Regulation Listener April 12, 2024
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Simp posting

When a person posts shitpost or memes that use sexual references or straight up porn that is considered Simp Posting
Scott uploaded a meme that used a screenshot from a porn movie he was Simp posting
by Fin Cann January 19, 2025
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D posting

The posting of grossly sexual or lame shit on your public Instagram story
oh god Micheal is D posting again…
by pleepyploop405 March 3, 2025
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Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
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Alaskan Poutine

The act of collecting Smegma, rubbing it on your male genitalia, then pouring diarrhoea on it. The genitalia is the fries, smegma the cheese curds, and diarrhoea the gravy.
“Bro I didn’t have any food at my house so I made some Alaskan Poutine
by ballbearer2222 January 16, 2026
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