Fries with Cum. Traditionally served as long nice fries poking out of a fry container, with a streak of cum across the side.
Simple and classic American delicacy.
Simple and classic American delicacy.
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When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.
"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"
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Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
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Get the Callum-posting mug.The act of collecting Smegma, rubbing it on your male genitalia, then pouring diarrhoea on it. The genitalia is the fries, smegma the cheese curds, and diarrhoea the gravy.
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