Lying Pope

You call my thing a gift too and it isn't a gift you need to pay for that you piece of shit.

Hym "Wasn't a gift lying pope. It's a goddamn lie. Your entire religion is an alternative explanation factory and the shit lib political class wants in on the action."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

poke-the-pope

a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.

She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.

by Mr. raindrop July 2, 2009

rode a pope

1. To get away with openly humiliating someone or committing a crime, that normally would result in punishment.

Everyone knows OJ did it, but he rode a pope and even wrote a book about it.

Cheney shot a 78 year old man in the face? He sure rode that pope.

by jellybananamamajama October 21, 2010

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 4, 2011

anger the Pope

verb: (to) rebel against authority (except against the government or the legislative, judicial and executive orders) including against parents, boss/supervisor at work, teachers or others.

mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of playing Minecraft, like bumble-stumbling at the mall or watching porn at Anna's house. For your disobedience, I, for now, take away your privilege to anger the Pope. Got that?

by Sexydimma October 1, 2012

anger the Pope

verb: (to) rebel against authority, whether its against the government, your parents (if you are a minor and living at your parents) or against your boss/supervisor at work or other people who have some kind of authority over you.

mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of playing Minecraft, like watching porn, and bumble-stumbling at either Anna's house or the mall. I as your mother, by default, take away your privilege of being able to anger the Pope. Got that?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2012

Bribe the Pope

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015