Pooter

A tiny turd

l been constipated for days. All I do is drop an occasional pooter or two.

by 'Nati Sr May 31, 2018

Pootash

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.

by Spoopleman May 9, 2018

Pofteanu

1.The feeling of craving something or someone, mostly in a sexual way.
2. A large variety of sexual activities.

That guy is hot af, I'm so pofteanu rn!
I really feel like pofteanu tonight.

by Piorqm July 5, 2018

Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.

by Asaya October 24, 2018

Pootel

An 18th-century nickname for little kid, usually between the ages of 4-7.

The little pootel received a gold star on his test

by Fedfan22 November 13, 2018

pootang

good ol' mexican pus

Normal Nigga: Hey do you guys know Veronica?

Sensible Nigga: EW NO. SHE GOT THAT POOTANG
Retarded Nigga: I'd still smash that sexy POOTANG
chris: helpppppppppppp
haylee: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ppooOOOootoang

by POOTANG CRUSADERS December 9, 2018

Pooter

Noun - Of or relating to someone who has ever taken a shit . Oftentimes it relates to someone who has had an extreme dump .

“Dude, that guy is such a pooter. He left his shit all over the bathroom ceiling.”

by Poot2002 January 30, 2019