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Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.
Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*
by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019
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The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.
I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.
by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021
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Polish Shower

When you are sweaty and stinky already and you use a stick deodorant to attempt to cover the smell. Since you smell already, the smells just blend . This is usually done before work(skipping a shower) or on the way to the bar.
"Hold on, I'll be right there. I gotta take a Polish Shower"
by LazerNips November 13, 2009
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Polish Home Run

When a batter swings and his bat slips out of his hands propelling the bat into the stands.
Some lucky fan just got a fantastic souveneir after that Polish Home Run by Pena.
by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007
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polish bikeride

verb: something akin to a texas chili bowl, involving a bike wheel, sausage, and an anus/grundle. One inserts the sausage into another's anus and spins the wheel to give the person's grundle an indian sunburn.
Wow, that bully sure got Billy good with that polish bike ride.
by yeedogg November 10, 2004
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Polish Laundromat

Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.
Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat
by C-Blon January 5, 2009
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Polish

A person that originates from the country of Poland.
Matthew's friend was Polish but that didn't stop him from knowing English well.
by Darkest_Secret March 3, 2017
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