pudding pants

Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.

*In the middle of a business meeting*

The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."

by Dritto March 21, 2004

pudding hatch

A girls vagina

I just fucked my girls pudding hatch last night!

by lawnylax32 April 24, 2009

pudding

a food substance that is squishy and if you suck the pudding off of the spoon it makes a humourous noise!

*scflarp* Andrew: yay pudding!

by scrambled eggs July 25, 2006

Blood Pudding

Congealed blood on top of feces.

Yesterday I went to take a shit in the porta-john, I looked down saw some blood pudding.

by Super Retarded Dog August 24, 2010

bloomer pudding

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

bonging the pudding

where you stir your cum in pudding and give it to a person that is blazed to eat.

he was an asshole so we were bonging the pudding

by falealili January 17, 2011

knuckle pudding

Excessive ejaculant located on the extreme appendages, usually generated by masterbation

"Mike got a good stroke on, but left alot of Knuckle pudding on his shirt"

by David Mawhinney September 9, 2003