phil heimerl 

The best news reporter ever! He works for the True North Radio Network, which is on throughout Northern Michigan. He is bald and says his name like this. "Hi, I'm Phil Heimrooooool"

Friend "Phil Heimerl is great"
Me "I know!"

phil heimerl by Dx Pussy Eater February 10, 2018

Phil Shaw 

The Buzz Machine

Chad: Yo where we goin tonight
Brad: Phil Shaw is tossing a banger

Phil Shaw by SloppyMcfloppy14 May 21, 2018

phil the hot man 

phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c

Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.

phil the hot man by big fat man big fat July 6, 2018

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!

Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.

Phil Swift by Tarix__ December 12, 2018

Phil Light 

Any sort of light source being held by a person. It is especially true if your name just so happens to be Phil.

Can I get a Phil light?

Phil Light by ElronHubbard January 11, 2020

Phil Kessel 

A 2 time stanley cup winner and avid hot dog seller has played for Boston Bruins, Toronto Maple Leafs, Pittsburgh Penguins, and finally Arizona Coyotes

Yo do want some Phil Kessel Hot Dogs?
Hell yea along with the 2 time stanley cup

Phil Kessel by yoinkity yoink January 22, 2020

phil beglin 

BEGLIN FOR LIFE

Phil BEGLIN!

phil beglin by The beglinator January 30, 2020