false period

The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse

Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago

by meowsierz777 May 5, 2015

Cupcake Period

The sweet beginnings of a relationship.

Cupcake period, cupcake period.

by The Inward April 22, 2017

the annoying period

another way to spell the 19th century because as a time period it was rather boring with people changing sides left and right and generally acting like scaredy cats but like less intelligent

A: tomorrow we have a thesis on the annoying period and i feel like we i didnt learn enough

by LongTimeAGreenValley December 10, 2019

Period Denial

When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.

Susan sleeps on a Japanese flag every night due to period denial.

by pwubby December 20, 2020

Period Virgin

The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.

"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."

by Period Virgin September 16, 2021

period pals

Lesbians.

Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.

Sam: "Them two behind the bar! They've been together years now. Bloody period pals, i'm tellin' ya!"

by Jeffrey Douglas February 7, 2007

honeymoon - period

The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.

"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."

by Greg54 November 15, 2005