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Peeing on my bubs

Peeing on your bubs is when the little sister can’t hold her pee in anymore and she let’s lose on her brothers lap. Usually during a physical altercation or tickling.
I was wrestling my brother and I accidentally started peeing on my bubs.
by Winnie poo pants December 25, 2023
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Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
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Poking The Sausage

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.
by karma8888 February 26, 2024
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Pecking

Grinding a small animal (usually a bird) into a paste using a mortar and pestle and using the paste as lube to jerk off.
Jay: Did you see that homeless guy pecking?
Dave: Of course I did, I almost joined in.
by cutespeak March 13, 2024
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Pelking

The act of coughing up a loogie into your partners genitals.
Jelinda was eating out Nick when she decide to start pelking him.
by carterlmao March 17, 2024
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Poking

Usually refers to when someone sketchy goes around the residence of someone else looking for mail, credit card information or any other forms of fraud in attempt to gain funds.
My baby daddy went poking and found some credit cards and I went on a shopping spree at SHEIN.
by Falconista777 June 12, 2024
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Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024
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