Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

by j carunder September 10, 2010

Peyton

The cute boy that goes to your school that you secretly wish you were with. Super Athletic and super cute. When a Peyton smiles at you, your heart explodes with joy. Nd if he do that thing with his lips you dead!😍😍

Emma: omg! Is that Peyton?!😍
Oliver:yes girl go get your manz!

by SweetPeach718 October 21, 2019

bill paxton's ass

A pejorative adjective used to describe a repulsive or otherwise unpleasant occurrence.

"Ew! Look at that fat woman in the bikini."

"Gross. That is so bill paxton's ass."

by Artie D. May 2, 2006

Peyton

Peyton- a kind hearted person who is always there to make you smile. She’s so sweet and funny and awesome to be around. Even though she doesn’t see it, she is gorgeous inside and out. There’s no way you can’t like Peyton. Everything about her is amazing. I didn’t know there was such thing as a perfect girl, until I met Peyton

If I could date anyone, it would be Peyton

by JustAsweetGuy:) November 26, 2017

paxton

to paxton- v. to ram another vehicle off the road; to invade another's lane on the highway with intent to kill.

Did you see that! He just got paxtoned!

by Huberton March 27, 2007

Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012

Mary Paxton

Female genitalia. Resulting from a phrase misheard in conversation, Mary Paxton is now a term synonymous with other names and slang terms attributed to the vagina.

That Mary Paxton of yours is going to be busy tonight!

by Melissa Pi May 18, 2008