Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

by holly and georgia October 17, 2009

paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.

A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.

by drummeur March 31, 2010

PAed My Pants

To pee one's pants in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Dude: "Hey Kathy, can you pass me a greek dog?"

Kathy: "Hey brah, sure thing! Did you hear that funny new joke?"

Dude: "Yeah, gurl. I was in Pittsburgh when I heard it, and totally PAed my pants laughing."

Kathy: "Totes"

by CrimsonMays June 16, 2010

paedophile

a person who shows a certain sexual interest in children and teenagers. often referred to as a 'gary'.

"look at that guy with those children! what a gary"
"i dont like gary, he's a complete paedophile"

by tracytuurrrnnbleeeeddddddd June 24, 2008

North American Pavement Snow Ape

A White person

John is white, he is a north american pavement snow ape

by Someguy2004 November 17, 2018

who pave the way

ofcourse girls generation , psy , 2ne1 and big bang.
without them your fave⁷ is nothing lol

who pave the way?
absolutely not your fave⁷

by kaachichunseo November 7, 2020

Pavel

An adjective used to describe a person, typically female, who is annoying, middle age, has a high-pitched voice.

"OMG that chick is such a pavel"

by Just Put In Whatever October 20, 2018