(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.
This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:
1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse
2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users
3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:
1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse
2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users
3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?
Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.
Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.
Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!
Katy: True...True.
Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.
Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.
Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!
Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011
Get the Like Patrolmug. A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.
by mexican May 27, 2015
Get the Banter Patrolmug. by PhD Messiah July 31, 2017
Get the Blue Patrolmug. Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..
There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol
by Scratch Legba July 22, 2024
Get the Doormat patrolmug. Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?
Random Guy 1: Yeah...
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?
Random Guy 1: Yeah...
by ™One June 1, 2019
Get the Doom Patrolmug. by YESSIRR!! August 7, 2013
Get the Stair-Patrolmug. A special unit of large men, with small guns here to protect people from their everyday moth problem.
by Askme1000 June 23, 2017
Get the Moth patrolmug.