Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after you pull it out of a person's ass after anal sex.

Person 1: How was your first time doing anal?

Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.

by deltabeta April 4, 2021

panic monkey braking

when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).

i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.

by dhr46 June 12, 2011

Gay panic attack

An overwhelming sensation of feelings for fictional character of the same sex to the point of anxiety and panic ensues

Friend: Dude what were doing

You: I had a gay panic attack over *insert character*

by Kim Kam January 19, 2019

panic! at the disco

A fake emo band who pretty much sucks. Once saw literally bowing down to Coheed and Cambria. I bet Claudio could own all of their.

P!ATD: Like Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg Coheed!!!
C&C - ....Wtf...Who are you?
P!ATD - Panic! At The Disco...
C&C - Oh...That fake emo band!!!

by Makaveli673 January 29, 2008

panic at the disco fangirl

Some of the worst fangirls i've ever witnessed(sp?). They only like Panic at the disco because they think the members (Brendon Urie, Jon Walker, Spencer Smith, and Ryan Ross) are attractive. Most are under the age of 16.

PATD fangirl #1: 0MG 0MG 0MG 0MG RYAN R0$$ IS $000000 HAWT!!!!!!!11111111111
PATD fangirl #2: GIT OFF HIM HE'S MYNE!11111111
me: O.o *mumbles* panic at the disco fangirls

by ms. randompants February 12, 2008

hall-pass panic

1. Having to hold a massive turd or full bladder back for an entire class period because the teacher won't let you use the latrine, and the panic that results.

2. The awful hopelessness of having to use the hall pass and being restricted from doing so.

Student 1: Dude how did you do on the test?

Student 2: I don't know. I had hall-pass panic.

by TheDefiniteForce December 29, 2013

Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.

Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!

by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011