panic

Also as an adj. 1.) To Cause People To Trample Over One Another In A lol-manner 2.) Also known as LF's Bitch see "LF"

Panic said LF was cute, and LF smacked Panic with a fish

by LF September 20, 2003

Panidow

The art of taking a massive shit in a person's mouth then ramming it into their eyes and finishing the job off by shoving a turd up their nose.

Rachelle: "... and then Cassie passed out on the floor and I gave her the finest panidow she ever tasted, saw, or smelled."

Jon: "I'm so jealous."

by Rachelle&Jon April 4, 2005

Panic Beeps

The instance where you turn on music/video/etc on a mac computer while you're at class/work/in public and realize how loud it is when you first press play. Immediately following is the "Panic Beeps" where you slam the volume key numerous times to lower it before you offend someone/get caught.

*class in progress*
Girl: (thinks: Ooh! New Katy Perry song! Must listen!)
Mac: CALIFORNIA GI-
Girl: EEP!
Mac: BEEP BEEP BEEp BEep Beep beep beep!
Girl: (thinks: fucking Panic Beeps made it worse...)
*headdesk*

by TheVurdmeister August 14, 2011

Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.

Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!

by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011

global panini

Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato

I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

panic hater

A bunch of cunts who like to call Panic At The Disco, the best band ever in the whole world they will blow out your eyeballs, emo. Except now people call them "wanna be Beatles". Hey, guess the what fuck is up, BITCH. Just because you want to generalize everyone, and say that Panic are fags because some of their fans are mentally retarded, or because they sound like "Fall Out Boy" or, now, "The Beatles", doesn't mean they suck. Infact, their sound is more original than bands that just SCREAM A BUNCH OF SHIT NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND.

Listen to a song that isn't I Write Sins Not Tragedies or metal, you whore. Or if you don't really give a shit, then staple your mouth shut or I will do it for you.

PEACE, FUCKERS!

Stupid asshole: PANIC! AT THE PARTY IS SO GAY. ANYONE WHO LIKES THEM IS A TEENIE BOPPING SLUT. THEIR MUSIC SUCKS. COME JOIN MY PANIC HATER CLUB.
Bryden Joncer Wentz: HEY, GO SUCK A PENIS WHILE LISTENING TO THE JONAS BROTHERS.

by fivedollah October 23, 2008

Panini

A bitch who wants to see you succeed, with the intention of seeing you eventually fall

The panini only decided to tell my love about our small affair the night I proposed to her

by All Red E June 20, 2019