pork jam

1) What cannibal's turn their victims into to tide them over for the winter.

2) A more tasteful way to say "Sticky white love piss"

1) Pass the pork jam, Eric, this toast is drier than a dead dingo's donger

2) You're never going to get that pork jam out of your hair

by pj_blaze August 26, 2003

Pork knife

1. A word used to take place of the word penis.
2. A knife used to cut pork.

Ha! his pork knife is only 2 inches long!

Man, that pork knife is very sharp.

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

Pork basting

the practice of cookery, where you slowly add the nectar of ones large pork loin unto ones self to make one as crispy as an anorexic in the sun wearing keratin oil factor zero.

my you look crispy, is that the pork basting technique you've used or did you just rub liquid spam on your shoulders??

by Bernhard Matthews March 7, 2008

Pork Snorkelling

Humourous slang for fellatio.

Lady, shut up and make with the Pork Snorkelling.

by Nizzleson February 20, 2010

Pork chops

Sideburns shaped like pork chops. They usually get more ladies than tenderloins , t bone, or porterhouse instant heart attack side burns but a possessor of any of the latter three is usually a better fighter. Well, latter two, the tenderloin sideburns possessor ought to go ahead and shave and start over.

I'm not gonna tell you again, shave those pork chops!

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Pork Rind

When you get a sunburned asshole

Julie spent the weekend face down ass up at the beach and accidentally gave herself a pork rind.

by Lord Humongous July 23, 2017

Pork chop

A police helicopter, used by the police.

We were walking downtown when we spotted a pork chop in the sky.

by Big Derek Big Time September 8, 2007