A person or organisation secretly funded by the plastic industry who knowingly picks and chooses from modern research to create pro-plastic propaganda. Even when faced with undeniable photographic and scientific evidence, they will continue to claim that plastic pollution is fabricated by charities and the 'mainstream media' to misappropriate money. Possibly hates turtles.
A 'world-renowned expert' with dubious income source gave a short statement proving himself to be a Plastic Pollution Denier, "Plastic isn't the problem. People are. Why don't we just bury it? There's no shortage of holes"
by Seariously? July 06, 2023
Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.
I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.
by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010
by PorkyPyg November 21, 2007
A tongue-in-cheek nickname for the video game series Guitar Hero and Rock Band, as well as other related or similar games where you use a guitar-shaped controller (“plastic guitar”), such as Clone Hero or GuitarFreaks.
“we’ve reached the pinnacle of plastic guitar game mastery” (on a video of a 5-second meme chart on Clone Hero)
by cutesy pastel living doll April 20, 2021
When there is a female with a nice body but and ugly face and you use a plastic bag to cover up their face.
John: look at those double D's!
Joe: she has a big hairy mole though!
John: Yeah, but you could plastic bag special her, for sure
Joe: she has a big hairy mole though!
John: Yeah, but you could plastic bag special her, for sure
by Jonnycake145627 May 14, 2011
"How was that chick you hooked up with last night?"
"She was terrible! She was nothing but a plastic fuck doll!"
"She was terrible! She was nothing but a plastic fuck doll!"
by Anonymous4564 May 04, 2009
A plastic mine is where raw plastic is extracted out of the earth. Since plastic isn't mined, this is completely wrong and used to flame idiots.
"OMg i r teh l33t hax0r"
"Shut the fuck up and go back down the plastic mines where you shall eat nothing but cardboard salt."
"Send the *Insert group of people* back down the plastic mines."
"Shut the fuck up and go back down the plastic mines where you shall eat nothing but cardboard salt."
"Send the *Insert group of people* back down the plastic mines."
by Harry charlslichcroyden March 07, 2005