Newton's Palm

to perform Newton's Palm, you start by gripping on your dingus while on any bumpy road and letting the natural gyrations do the work

hey take that gravel road so i can give myself a Newton's Palm

by Larry Steelmeat July 21, 2017

The great palm tree incident of 2019

The trees turned out to be just trees. In the Taylor Swift fandom, February 25th and 26th will forever be marked as the series of days we all went a little bit more insane.

The great palm tree incident of 2019 has offered Miss Swift enough material to laugh at us for weeks. The end.

by Swiftie13_TS7 February 26, 2019

Face Palm

When you are laying on your back while jerking off, but are too lazy to get up, at the same time you dont want to get cum all over yourself, this is what you do. when you are about to cum put your opposite hant over the dick hole and press hard sothe cum doesnt go anywhere besides your hands and all over your dick.

(Person 1) Dude! theres cum all over your body. What the hell happened?
(person 2) What could of I done? I couldnt get up because it felt so good.
(person 1) You dumb ass you should have face palmed that shit

by Snoober11 April 16, 2013

open palm points

Points earned when touching the private parts of a prozzie (prostitue) or other lady (or ladyboy) of the night - in a public place, such as a bar. Open palm refers to the use of the 'open palm' to avoid physical penetration with the fingers, therefore avoiding danger of desease, or embarrassment from your colleagues.

Points can usually be exchanged for minor goods and services.

Can also apply to open palm contact with plungers

"It was open palm!"
- you just earned 20 open palm points

by wreaal July 12, 2011

Red Palm

When you beat your meat so hard and long that your palm turns red.

Alex- It’s been sooo long since I red palmed myself because I gave it up during lent.

by Kashdaddy May 28, 2018

nicaraguan palm tree

youre having sex with a girl from behind and have her shit on you while youre still inside her, as you continue to to have sex her with the shit will spread out in a fanned palm tree shape. then pull out. it will look like a nicaraguan palm tree.

dude last night this girl gave me a nicaraguan palm tree! it was great!

by J.E.B. March 22, 2010

stink palm

To contaminate something with your grubby, sweaty hand. (Has nothing to do with wiping your ass, dumbfucks).

The guy working the drive-thru at DQ stinkpalmed my change.

by Point Oner December 14, 2004