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The Order Of The Force

The religion that proceeds the Star Wars movie series in which believers are convinced that there is a "Force" and that it can in fact be used to make others do their will.
Did you see that Star Wars faggot? He was definitely part of The Order Of The Force
by Sh3nr0n7 April 28, 2009
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The Order of James

Ten Commandments originating from the Jamesernaut. Drafted by the Pau Pau and emulated by the Hand of God.

I. Thou shalt hunt females for their pleasures.
II. Thou shalt wingman for thyne brother.
III. Thou shalt not cock block.
IV. Thou shalt purchase alcohol and late night food at a gratuitous level.
V. Thou shalt indulge in sinful acts of sex.
VI. Thou shalt find humor in all circumstances and create it if it exists not by doing stupid things.
VII. Thou shalt film stupid things done from VI.
VIII. Thou shalt Doot thy neighbor and friend, as they Doot upon you.
IX. Thou shalt enjoy technology of Xbox on 50 inch plasma with Bose sub-woofer surround sound in all its glory.
X. Thou shalt not fuck with James or risk a lethal GUTN.
I live by the Order of James and I love my life to the fullest.

The Order is right, I fucked with James and got a severe GUTN. Now I'm numb from the dick down.

I broke the Order of James and then my balls exploded while I got monkey raped by Zugluu the Gorilla.
by the.one.who.sees. November 13, 2009
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Operations Order

A document that is written to include EVERYTHING that everyone needs to know about any given mission/operation conducted in the Army.
PVT 1 - "What the fuck is going on?"

PVT 2 - "Didn't you read the fuckin' Operations Order!!"

PVT 1 - "...are you serious!? That thing is 15 pages, front-back...I speed read it"

PVT 3 - "Dude, what the fuck are we doing here at 0430?!?!"
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12th General Order of a Sentry

An addition to the 11 General Orders of a Sentry (or watchstander) in the United States Military.

12.)"Don't Get Caught"

1) To take charge of this post and all government property in view.
2) To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything which takes place within sight or hearing.
3) To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce.
4) To repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guard house than my own.
5) To quit my post only when properly relieved.
6) To receive, obey, and pass on to the sentry who relieves me, all orders from the Commanding Officer, the Officer of the Day, and all officers and non-commissioned officers of the guard only.
7) To talk to no one except in the line of duty.
8) To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder.
9) To call the Corporal of the Guard in any case not covered by instructions.
10) To salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased.
11) To be especially watchful at night and during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my post, and to allow no one to pass without proper authority.
"Dude's getting busted for drinkin underage. That sucks!"
"Hey - its his fault he broke the 12th General Order of a Sentry"
by navy sailor May 1, 2006
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OGER

Known for exiling people out of swamp
Oh No it is oger.ME SAY IN SWAMP!
by aFAtBoiGetsAChocoLateMuffin October 14, 2018
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orter

it means someone has sexual relations with a flock of horny sheep.
You orter! Stay away from my farm!
by kristie March 17, 2004
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Order of the Broken Wrist

A man that is known to be gay.
Man #1: "Dude, Joe sure seems to get a lot of ladies."

Man #2: "Naw, not him. He is a member of the Order of the Broken Wrist."

Man #1: "No kidding? I thought he liked girls."
by rushing1 May 11, 2008
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