spoon-guistics

The understanding of how a Spoon talks and its usage of words.

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Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."
by Irenical April 16, 2011
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Flipping Spoon

The act of switching from the spooning position to a 69 position.
The lovers flipped spoon to get things heated up.

Flipping spoon during the sexy-time to make sweet, sweet love.
by A-Rod-gei December 01, 2019
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Adjustable Spoon

A spoon that can be adjusted, either by rotation or by extension.
WHERE IS THAT DAMN ADJUSTABLE SPOON!
by Spoonman-best superhero February 09, 2022
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smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.
don't smelt the spoon please
by how did you find this October 20, 2021
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Vibrating Spoon

When someone has a really good ass, but also has parkinson's disease
Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2021
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spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.
Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.
by SammyPie April 03, 2011
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Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
by xucez December 02, 2020
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