The most hilarious show ever created where comedians and funny people from the internet talk about things that happened during the week. Can be seen on the weekends on VH1.
by SecCom October 9, 2004

Technique for winning over a girl. After establishing to the girl that you care about her and want her, you ignore her at all cost for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks, text her “I miss you.”
Guy 1: bro, this girls playing hard to get, what should I do?
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.
by Jack5473 December 23, 2018

A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.
It's basically a bucket list of murder.
It's basically a bucket list of murder.
by Godlessness April 20, 2011

by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009

by Benny the Red April 25, 2015

A famous line by Bobby Shmurda in his song Hot Nigga. When you hear this line near the end of the song, it is an absolute MUST to do the shmoney dance.
by The Real Bobby Shmurda November 3, 2014

That awful week when you have to take an exam every single day. Which means you have to study every single day for the exam of the next day. Known for the constant headaches, few hours of sleep and for being extremely tiring. The constant daydreaming of Friday night, which means you won't study anymore, is totally normal.
Sarah: Hi Kevin, wanna go to the movies on Saturday afternoon?
Kevin: You are kidding right? I can't, I have exam week marathon next week. I must start studying now.
Kevin: You are kidding right? I can't, I have exam week marathon next week. I must start studying now.
by readlookread November 24, 2013
