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Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Michael Inman
Guy 1: Dude Inman keeps ditching me to hang out with females or legos i never talk to him anymore

Guy 2: I know niggas really be simpin alot of times
by The anti simp February 16, 2020
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A person who devotes life to a thing, person, or gender.
by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021
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A simp is all of the men that down voted all the definitions of simp.
Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".

Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".
by Hdotfly August 7, 2022
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That guy you don’t really know but sits in the backseat of your classroom. Most likely a cuckold or something similar like getting cheated on. Now that he has nobody to worship, he goes on twitch or some streaming website to whiteknight for the egirls and sends thousands of dollars to get the girl to notice him . Probably lives in his parents basement , most likely middle aged and fat
Hey, did you know that oliver has been a simp ?
( everyone knew)
by AnonymousCarneAsada April 15, 2020
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A Simp is a guy who idolize a female that has no interest in them.
Justin is such a Simp for that girl. She wants nothing to do with him
by MikeTheMan818 May 31, 2022
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people who ditch the bros for hoes
ur such a simp bro
by idk someone April 13, 2020
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Someone who will go out of there way to impress a girl, that they have fallen in love with or are really interested in. I.e they would he her flowers to impress her, or take her in dates.
Guy 1- "Dude I would so buy Katie flowers and go out of my way to impress her"
Guy 2- "Bro stop being such a simp"
by B3astWarriorx March 6, 2020
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