Like a French inhale; except, you inhale the smoke into your eye(s). Note: A German inhalation is an involuntary action. Typically, when smoking something to close to your face.
Person One: "Fuck dude I just got mad smoke in my eye fam squad."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
by Chris&Kevin September 3, 2016
Get the german inhalemug. A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.
So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!
by Flam Drags September 10, 2010
Get the German Sprintermug. The tradition of showing the love to our country, except that in Germany, showing any National pride results in you being called a racist Nazi by a "Gutmensch" or multiple "Gutmenschen".
Generally, in Germany, it's disliked to love your country or to be proud of being German.
German Pride is hated in Germany.
Generally, in Germany, it's disliked to love your country or to be proud of being German.
German Pride is hated in Germany.
German 1: "I have a German flag in my room"
German 2: "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO GAS ALL JEWS AND MURDER ALL FOREIGNS!!!"
German 1: "I'm half Italian"
German 2: "OH MY GOD YOU NAZI YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
German 1: "If you want you can go fuck yourself because you seem to lack a sex life."
German 2: *faints*
Situation 2:
Foreigner: "I'm proud to be from my country!"
German: "I'm not allowed to be proud, have pride, love my nationality or country. Gutmenschen have conquered our country and we are restricted. We are told that proudness equals National Socialism. Excuse me while I vote for a political party which supports Anti-German behavior. We have no German Pride."
Foreigner 2, listening from afar: "That sounds like an easy to conquer country."
German 2: "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO GAS ALL JEWS AND MURDER ALL FOREIGNS!!!"
German 1: "I'm half Italian"
German 2: "OH MY GOD YOU NAZI YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
German 1: "If you want you can go fuck yourself because you seem to lack a sex life."
German 2: *faints*
Situation 2:
Foreigner: "I'm proud to be from my country!"
German: "I'm not allowed to be proud, have pride, love my nationality or country. Gutmenschen have conquered our country and we are restricted. We are told that proudness equals National Socialism. Excuse me while I vote for a political party which supports Anti-German behavior. We have no German Pride."
Foreigner 2, listening from afar: "That sounds like an easy to conquer country."
by The 🍓 October 11, 2018
Get the German Pridemug. A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.
That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
by Purple SUV November 17, 2012
Get the German Malamutemug. when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping
Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere
Ralph- thats fucking sweet man
Ralph- thats fucking sweet man
by coltonz. May 3, 2010
Get the German Squishymug. A highly illegal German delicacy which is essentially a corn on the cob covered in melted chocolate. There has been a huge increase in illegal imports to Britain in recent years, causing havoc on the streets of Britain.
by Silurhys December 12, 2010
Get the German Phillipsmug. When a woman is on her period, she 69's with a man. She fills her mouth with his cum and he fills his mouth with her blood, then proceed to make out swirling the contents of their mouths together.
by HarryBeaver69 January 16, 2017
Get the german candycanemug.