Northern Belle

Women who live in the northern half of the United States. Although they may have the appearance of a southern belle… don’t let them fool you. Characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1.Fast eaters
2.Hate shopping
3.Wear sweatpants(but make them look good)
4.Don’t have to “put on” their face(because they already have a nice face)
5.Bad drivers

Look mommy, is that a real life northern belle?

by TacticallyHunter January 21, 2022

Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.

Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what

by Bernerd November 26, 2021

Northern Kent

Another way of saying Morecambe as it has a lot of similarities to Kent if it was in the North

(Person 1): Remember when Northern Kent had a Polo Tower and a Pier?
(Person 2): Oh shit yea, god Northern Kent is such a shit hole

by UrbanLad9988 November 24, 2020

Northern Norway

A place located north in norway where the only food they eat is fish, bollemelk/klæppsuppa and more fish. Nordlænningæ (that's what they're called) swear a lot, I mean satan i hælvette kor di bannjest. they don't have cars there so they use their ride on their reindeers if they want to go somwhere.

Kjæm du fra nordnorge må du ha MINST ett reinsdyr!
English translation- If you come from northern norway you got to have AT LEAST one reindeer!

by koselepip November 4, 2017

Northern Trails

A school in Michigan that my friend Bella goes to. She thinks its pretty nice but I honestly think my school is better. Although their food is better that my school, you should go to Davidsen.

Northern Trails sucks.

by moonwoony September 10, 2022

Northern Shit Box

A person and who comes from a family of wealth, has a secondary residence in Northern Michigan, does whatever they would like without regard for others or consequences of their actions, loves White Claw, and loves Donny T.

Justin said he saw quite a few Northern Shit Boxes coming into the Meijer yesterday.

by ReneeD. June 7, 2020

See The Northern Lights

Lighting your farts on fire. Inspired by Terrance and Philip from the South Park movie.

Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

by joseph blough April 19, 2025