Nonce

British slang for Yvo, a man who sleeps through the whole day, never answers his phone, stalks users on the popular app TikTok and generally nonces around the place. Big nonce
Oi I've been ringing you since 8pm!

Sorry I've been sleeping because of all the TikTok I've been watching

You fucking nonce
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A typical pedophile usually of mexican descent who would raid the kids discotheque and pull a 14 year old bird, tends to also talk about depression to lure his preys.
La Gendarmerie de Genève: Il ce trouve ou le pédophile ?

Class 1 boys: oh youre probably talking about richo hes the new nonce of the town
by Osama8MyDog June 16, 2019
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(UK) Slang for pedophile or
noun/ prison slang a rapist or child molester: a sexual offender.
That Evan is a nonce
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The word nonce is usually used in the terms of describing Albert O’Sullivan.
The word comes from Latin origin with the definition meaning ‘Kiddy Fucker’
“Hey Albert stop touching me there you Nonce!”
by Albert0pedo October 16, 2023
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A Joe Biden. A handsy degenerate who’s accused of the sexual assault of adults or minors.
Normal person “That Gropey fella is a nonce. He’s a total handsy degenerate!”

Democrat: “but he’s less noncey than Trump! I’m still voting for him!”
Normal person: “Wtf dude!!”
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(Rob):”come on Joel come and get your apples and grapes down stairs in the secret basement hahahhah”
(Joel)who is 14:”oh no the door locked behind me!”
(Rob):inserts penis and puts penis in between his tooth gap.
Rob is a nonce
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