nonconformist

There is no such thing as a nonconformist. It is but a myth. There are so many nonconformists these days, that being a nonconformist would make you a conformist, because you are conforming to being nonconformist. Everyone is trying to be so unique and be nonconforming, that they are being non-nonconformist, resulting in a double negative and causing them to be conformists. To be a nonconformist would thus result in being a conformist.

Steve: I am a nonconformist.
Bob: No. By being a nonconformist, you are a conformist. I am a conformist, therefor I am a nonconformist.
Steve: Genius.

by Kiara Avocado June 7, 2007

noncicooler

a nonse

rr no knifes fs hurry up u noncicooler

by Wu July 16, 2003

Nonce

Someone who has committed a sexual offence with a minor

"That mr lee is a right nonce, did you hear what he did with little Matt"

by Garyfrombedfordshire June 13, 2016

Nonce

A word used instead of sex offender or kidy fiddler.

Mandem your brother is such a nonce.

by Doigy101 February 25, 2017

Nonce

A Nonce is a peadophile

For Example A man that watches 6 year olds is a Nonce

by Wagwan 0161 manny on the map August 26, 2017

nonce

An English word, usually used by roadmen and chavs, to relate to someone who hangs out or goes on dates with younger people. Also used to describe a pedophile.

'Right, that weirdo David from the University down the street, he's a massive nonce.'

by wasteman420 January 24, 2018

Nonce

A individual called luke plowman who bums sheep and children

That luke plowman is a right nonce

by Yolomanwhipscar June 12, 2018