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Albuquerque Shake

When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.
Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023
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Semen Shake

This occurs when you are jerking off. When you are about to cum, move your hand infront of your tip in the high five position, then shoot your cum shot at your hand, creating a handshake between your cum and hand.
Last night I used the semen Shake technique, and it was magical.
by Semen demen October 29, 2017
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shaking the yoghurt

I can see Jay is off somewhere shaking the yoghurt as usual then.
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
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Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.
Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.
by thebusishere May 3, 2018
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shaking the walls

Your mom and dad are having sex so loudly that it's shaking the walls.
by Gie0513 July 27, 2017
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Wang Shake

A salutation or greeting whereby two gentlemen shake one another’s penises while facing each other.
Those two guys are doing a wang shake!
by A-A-Ron-168 August 8, 2019
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nanny shake

To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).
Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".

Friend: "You shook her?!"

Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."
by aislinnfaye April 17, 2015
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