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Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D
Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!
by tonyfamous June 23, 2011
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working on fig

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days
After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.
by True Boss Lady March 3, 2014
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Work Scholarship

In the college world, many honors students get financial aid through what is called a "work scholarship".

This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.

The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".

Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.
Person 1: "Did you get in to that college?"

Person 2: "Yeah, and I got offered a work scholarship!"

Person 1: "I thought indentured servitude was illegal?"
by Joejitsu101 February 16, 2014
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work coma

When you've been working so much you miss out on pop culture references.
Dude, what's all this "winning" stuff that Charlie Sheen has been saying? I've been in a total work coma for the last few weeks.
by Defyna May 10, 2011
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Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj June 13, 2016
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Bentgineering works

When train companies shut various parts of the national network (usually on a weekend), causing untold inconvenience for the mugs who already pay through the nose for a shite service. Incredibly gay (no offence) and annoying.
"Shit, I was going to visit my sister in Newcastle this weekend, but there are bentgineering works on GNER".

"That's so bent, the line was fucked up a fortnight ago too".
by Dogtanian101 October 24, 2007
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nigger work

Hard labor work that no one wants to do, especially if there's little to no pay
"Hey, Mr. Jenkins is wanting us to mow his big ass yard for $5 an hour..."
"Shiiiit man that's just plain nigger work!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow July 3, 2021
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