when you slap your mushroom shaped dick on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. If you like this, you can also try putting your dick in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. This will let other guys know that your bitch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.
by gmonkeyandfriends August 18, 2016
Get the mushroom pigs mug.When you be low on heath so you pop a mushroom stew to give yourself regen to fight off those bois in diamond armour who are harrasing you
Diamond Armour Guy: Ha your fucked now
ProGamer69: Stfu I got a mushroom stew so you're fucked because of the regen
Diamond Guy: Oh shit gotta run
ProGamer69: Stfu I got a mushroom stew so you're fucked because of the regen
Diamond Guy: Oh shit gotta run
by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018
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Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003
Get the purple mushroom mug.mushrooms that get one high. Supposedly non adictive. And now for the mindless rant of... the magic mushroom
shrooms
forest goodies
fungus amungus (Incubus, go get it!)
shroomies
jungle joo-joo bees
trip'n toadstools
nature's narcotics
forest goodies
fungus amungus (Incubus, go get it!)
shroomies
jungle joo-joo bees
trip'n toadstools
nature's narcotics
by killer cheese wedge March 6, 2003
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by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005
Get the Shitake Mushroom mug.An overweight person who wears too tight a pair of jeans and shirt, giving them the appearance of a mushroom top. While they walk, they often jiggle.
Traci: Wow jiggling mushroom at 12 o'clock.
James: Yeah they should ban fat people from skinny jeans...
James: Yeah they should ban fat people from skinny jeans...
by Traci&James™ January 9, 2009
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