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panty mullet

Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.
Hey squirrel, I saw that one hoe on e14th with the panty mullet and the coins in a sock. Hahaha
by whiteGIANT510 November 4, 2016
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Fashion Mullet

The actual term for a scene or emo girl haircut.
Vanna Venom has a teased, and stylized fashion mullet.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 12, 2016
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Chin-mullet

Beard, in particular the large, bushy, carefully groomed and shaped beard favoured by hipsters a few years ago. Now unfortunately taking the place of the mullet as the most ridiculed fashion accessory.
Hey! Look at that guys beard!
Oh yeah the chin-mullet is strong in this one!
by Blak Hoody November 29, 2017
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sex mullet

Adjective. Formal wear worn by a woman who is looking to conceal her naked body by wearing only a sport coat, while laying in bed waiting for her partner to join. A Sex Mullet is like a mullet haircut, business on the top, party on the bottom. Could be considered a form of lingerie in business districts or political settings.
I new I was in for a good time when I found my wife wearing a Sex Mullet.

I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet

Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet
by Plkellyak May 8, 2018
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Butt mullet

Shaved/waxed vagina with the bottom remaining unshaven (still fluffy). Business in the front, party in the back.
I shaved my Brazilian but forgot the back and I ended up with a butt mullet
by Annon-I-mouse1000 March 7, 2020
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workplace mullet

In the age of COVID19, many people are working online and using video conferencing apps. When a person dresses in work clothes from the waist up and doesn't pay attention to what they're wearing below the waist because it can't be seen on video, they're wearing a workplace mullet.
Today on our online staff meeting, I wore a workplace mullet. No one knew I had my pajama bottoms on!
by Author_Dad_Curious April 1, 2020
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Ass mullet

Business in the front party in the rear. When your ass hair sticks out 6+ inches when your balls are trimmed nice.
Jason offered an ass mullet hair for dental floss it’s that long.
by SarahKelly April 19, 2020
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