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time o' the month

The time of the month when women get all pissy and annoyed. For men with half a brain they know what the "Time o' the month is". But for the stupid dumb asses out there, it's when a woman has bleeding in her never-regions, and gets all tempermental about it.
Time o' The Month. Uhm... Blood? PMS? What more can I say?
by Craig Crawford July 6, 2006
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Slap Ass Month

the one month of the year ( October ) where a boy can grab/slap a girls ass, without being attacked.
It's a typical joke between friends... Boys to it to the girls and the girls do it too.
There are no rules so have fun, don't forget to choose your free shot ( girls ass you can grab whenever )
a : broooo it's "slap ass month" are you excited...
b : bro, I'm gonna abuse my free shots ass, she's so hot omg
a : dude I haven't chosen my free shot yet
b : you should hurry bro, pick a girl with a good ass so you can grab it 24/7
by bigdickfan101 October 3, 2019
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noob of the month

an award given to someone who was an idiot or made a complete jackass of himself or just plain sucks at life
Guy1: hey man did u see robert the other day, he fell up the steps!
Guy2: yea man we gave him the noob of the month award
by Hellrazer360 November 21, 2007
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White history month

1) March through January

2) Every month but February

3) The opposite of Black history month
1) April

2) "sorry, I can't this year. I'm celebrating White history month."
by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007
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mooth

the mooth hung from the old tree
by mahlon (age 4 1/2) March 18, 2004
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12 month rule

The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.
Woman 1: "Aww how old is he?"

Woman 2: "26 months old"

Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."
by ImmediateAce September 17, 2013
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bitchass mothafucka

1. A term used most frequently when an aquaintance lets you down.
2. Also used when something very bad happens.
3. Rapper Lingo
1. We was goin to the store for some brew and that bitchass mothafucka didn't even show.
2. Ah shit!! It's the police! Quick, put that bitchass mothafucka's head in the bag and get it the fuck outta here!!
3. A word used extensively in rap from throughout the 90's to today.
by N Jackman November 7, 2008
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