Dirt mustache

A dirt mustache is when you eat a girl's dirty asshole and get residual feces all over your upper lip.

My girlfriend asked me to eat her ass last night and it was dark and when i turned the lights on i had a dirt mustache.

by RadSpaceman July 13, 2017

Acne Mustache

An Acne Mustache really explains itself. For the dumb ones, it is where acne is covering the whole top lip up to the nose.

Girl with acne mustache: Will you go out with me?
Me: noe you acne whore you have an acne mustache!
Girl with acne mustache: ::cry::

by mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! June 22, 2005

mustache brigade

When someone has a mustache, they are then part of the mustache brigade.

-Hey, i forgot to shave today.
-Well look who just joined the mustache brigade.

by bitch basket fagola November 7, 2010

mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017

Mustache Ride

Putting on your helmet and high visibility jacket, and then getting driven around by a mustachioed significant other.

Walking to the dig site would have been awful, but thankfully Cam gave me a mustache ride!

by MysteryBoater21 April 3, 2020

zebra mustache

When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.

Drew has a zebra mustache.

by The Zebra Man December 16, 2008

CRIMSON MUSTACHE

Two-piece experimental/rock/metal group from Atlanta, GA

Crimson Mustache rocked the stage last night!

by Big Moustache May 31, 2009