Tess Patricia Miller is the most beautiful, ravishing and exuberant girl on the planet. Her astonishing blonde hair makes all the girls jealous, her AMAZING tiny Jaden Hossler light the whole room up and her TOTALLY NORMAL SIZED NOSE IS STUNNING. Tess always gives the best life advice in those real deep conversations, and is always there for you no matter what. Tess is the best, thickest, and funniest friend ever, and anyone whose lucky enough to know a Tess Patricia Miller should know just how lucky they are <3
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by Tessmillerlover123 November 8, 2019

Trintan Forest Miller is the most amazing boy in the world. Heās sweet and sensitive. He overthinks a lot, but he cares so much about everyone he meets and would do anything for them. He doesnāt realize how special he is, but he is. He means everything to me and I donāt ever want to see him hurting. I love him. He also gives the best hugs ever and they make me feel happy and safe
āTrintan Forest Miller, I love you more than anything else in the world and Iām never going to leave you.ā š
by Human34 August 8, 2022

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by farmanimalsrock August 6, 2011

miller high life, its not light and it doesnt taste like moose piss. enough said. its miller high life love it or die.
by drunkasfuck January 6, 2008

by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

Quite frankly, the best damned beer ever produced. The drink of champions. Nick named "The Champagne of Beers", and it truly is.
Burt: "yo, you gonna hit up Shooty's Super Bowl party?"
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
by ric_IH December 16, 2007
