Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

Midway

THEY GOT SOME RATCHET UGLY KIDS AT THAT SCHOOL .THEY GOT BUMMY KIDS.AND THEN YOU GOT THE LAME KIDS.BUT THEY ALL THINK THEY THE STUFF.WHEN THEY SOME LOW INCOME BALD HEADED KIDS.

Crazy midway kids

by Bananas 🍌 December 8, 2018

Midwest

Only people who live in the Midwest know what it is. It is a collection of U.S. States that have been forgotten about by people who live outside of it. These states consist of Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and many more. These states are unknown to the outside world but surprisingly populated.

Guy 1: I'm from Iowa
Guy 2: What's an Iowa?
Guy 1: It's a state in the midwest
Guy2: What's that?

by TheDoubleZ345 March 4, 2019

midwestication

1. The process by which people from other regions of the United States or elsewhere immigrate to the Midwest, aquire a taste for the culture, and slowly ope their way out of their past heathen ways.
2. The domestication of people not from the Midwest into actual people once residence in the Midwest begins to take hold.
(Adjectival form: midwesticated)

"Our new neighbors seem to be greatly enjoying their midwestication"
"That guy that moved in down the street last August looks to be fully midwesticated now."

by fvinonfvinonsumnoncvro March 28, 2019

MidoTheGayIceKingSlut

This person supports the ice king instead of fire king in fortnite, he is a slut and needs to suck his own dick. He is in Fairwind Senior Public School. He has GigaGayLesbianSlut diesease that cant be cured cause you are born with it. Don't forget he is fat and weighs at least 2930238928434034894893483383275273584753748548758734785273857385728357295238923489 pounds

MidoTheGayIceKingSlut is someone who is an ice king idiot

by Ch1lled_Ryan May 16, 2019

medowe

medowe is a very mean and snarky person

my friend medowe is coming over

by isuck July 29, 2019

Midway

a pretentious small town in utah an hour out from salt lake.

includes:
99.99% white people. the 0.01% are adoptees from a third world country
vacation homes
two fancy shmancy resorts: the homestead and zermatt
rich mormons
huge fancy houses
pinterest moms

a festival for pinterest moms during summer called Swiss Days
white subaru outbacks and big suburbans

“hey, you know that girl kaitlynne? she’s from midway.”

“ew she’s probably a prick”

by cooked spaghetti September 27, 2019