1 definition by cooked spaghetti

Midway

a pretentious small town in utah an hour out from salt lake.

includes:
99.99% white people. the 0.01% are adoptees from a third world country
vacation homes
two fancy shmancy resorts: the homestead and zermatt
rich mormons
huge fancy houses
pinterest moms

a festival for pinterest moms during summer called Swiss Days
white subaru outbacks and big suburbans

“hey, you know that girl kaitlynne? she’s from midway.”

“ew she’s probably a prick”

by cooked spaghetti September 28, 2019