mercedes madrid

bullshit, diane talamante! I know it waz you, u fuckin whore! Fuckin fuck urself wit ur fucking tissues! wait, I can't talk shit about ur man boobs cuz they got "protection" (kleenex). U r full of shit!

Diane is a fucking hater and a loner!

by -ANONYMOUS DIANE HATER! April 5, 2005

Romeo Mercado

The SEXIEST BITCH ALIVE

I want a Romeo in my house

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett December 15, 2008

Meredith

And amazing girl that every boy secretly likes. She as a big ass and eyes like no other don't let a Meredith get away it's a big mistake.

Me Meredith is so amazing I wish I was her.

by Michael stringor May 24, 2017

merked

Getting raped, pillaged, mutilated, ambushed, brutalized, or in some other way murdered, such as by a mercenary for hire. Usually in a video/computer game.

Mercenaries are people who will work for anyone's army if they get paid well. They (historically) have a reputation for being vicious and not following normal military protocols.

*explosion* (pwnzor):you got merked!

by historical1 April 8, 2009

mercenary photographer

noun. One who has stopped caring in kissing up to colleges and faking happiness to pretend that everything is alright. "Mercenary" suggests living life only for oneself; does not matter how one chooses to live, as it is their life. "Photographer" suggests living life as a freelance photographer, with freedom in personal happiness and capturing the little beauty left in the world to preserve it in art.

As a mercenary photographer, I live for myself and myself only.

by navimation November 13, 2006

Mercada

To skin someone alive, and use the remaining hide to wear to a fancy ball or other such occasion...

"Dude...I mercada'd this one chick, she was so fine...but now shes dead and her corpse is in my basement..."

by Shabir February 7, 2007