2 message rule

The act of sending no more than two messages until a reply is given by your romantic interest so as to avoid looking desperate and needy.

Ezreal: I've sent her 8 messages but she's ignoring me!

Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!

by DominusRectus January 18, 2018

salvador mejia

A parasite of the genus (slavadiclandros) that’s main source of sustinence comes from sucking the intellectual capabilities of humans and applying those thoughts onto various exams, homework, projects, etc. Some side affects of the parasite salvador Mejia may include; mortality in Fortnite as well as, peeking at little girls, and getting unwarranted attention from countless other organisms from the genus femalia. Salvador Mejia’s have a tendency to shrug.

That guy is such a salvador Mejia. He caused me to salvador Mejia in Fortnite, what a loot whore. That pussy seems awfully similar to a salvador Mejia

by Aaliyah Flores May 24, 2018

Angel Mejia

The typical soccer fuckboy you will meet. He swears he can play but in reality he suck ass. He doesn't know how to stop sending nudes to every girl that calls him cute. Always trys get people to feel sorry for him. I hate playing with him in the team and the team doesn't even like him for shit. His ex gaby said his dick was bent which at frist we didn't believe until this one girl showed us a dick pic he sent her....for calling him cute. Dick bent to the East side thats why he goes to East Hall.

Girl: WOW you play soccer send me picture Angel Mejia

Angel: Dont have to ask twice shawty.

by Hotdogwater666 August 30, 2019

preston mesa

One of the realest mother fuckers on earth. Most times he seems crazy but is really a genius. Also invented the term lurp which was made famous in Austin Texas and then Houston.

Preston mesa is lurpy and crazy but he's real and always knows the answer

by Blankblank22222 October 27, 2020

yuriel mejia

he has the biggets cock known to man kind

HES PACKING PACKING, nah he Yuriel Mejia

by Tony Lopez November 21, 2020

Mr mensah

proper madly good at slang of a teacher and is our bestie for ever and ever till we all die 😃😃

Mr mensah is the best at slang

by Mr mensah the 3rd June 21, 2021

Sebastian Majsa

Out of pocket, big dick, meat, cheese and bun, and ally

“Sebastian Majsa what’d you get from the Habit?”
“Meat, cheese and buns”.

by Diggie bick November 23, 2021