by anonymous November 20, 2023
Get the Mardline mug.the worst fucking shithole in the planet. its no wonder 10% of suicides in america are people from maryland
Bill: im thinking of killing myself
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
by lack toes and toddler ants March 3, 2024
Get the Maryland mug.Related Words
marylin manson
• Marylin
• Marylin Monroe
• MaryLinda
• Maryline
• marylinh
• Going Marylin
• Maryland
• marlins
• Maylin
inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
by bdo17 May 6, 2024
Get the Maryland Wiffleball Bat mug.Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
Get the Maryland goodbye mug.by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024
Get the Maryland Rim Job mug.by niftythirty September 11, 2024
Get the Maryland mug.🌷MARLINA🌷
Noun
A beautiful
woman of quiet strength and deep warmth.
Someone who carries both softness and fire — gentle in spirit, but powerful in presence.
A heart that feels deeply, loves those around her sincerely, and brings light into spaces without trying to. She is loyal and someone you can depend on. Naturally magnetic, emotionally intelligent, and divinely protected.
🌷A Marlina is the kind of person who:🌷
Heals without realizing it
Makes people feel seen and safe
Grows through challenges and comes back stronger
Has an old soul with a tender heart
Quiet confidence – not loud, not flashy, but felt in every room.
Deep emotions – feels things intensely, but doesn’t always show it.
Empathy & intuition – can read people’s energy easily.
Soft strength – gentle, kind, but absolutely not weak.
Magnetic calm – people feel safe around her without knowing why.
She observes before she speaks.
She’s introspective, reflective, sometimes a little dreamy.
She grows a lot through pain and becomes wiser because of it.
She’s loyal — the ride-or-die type, not the surface-level type.
Kind, but not naive
Calm, but emotionally powerful,gentle, but unbreakable
Not the loudest in the room…
but usually the most unforgettable
Noun
A beautiful
woman of quiet strength and deep warmth.
Someone who carries both softness and fire — gentle in spirit, but powerful in presence.
A heart that feels deeply, loves those around her sincerely, and brings light into spaces without trying to. She is loyal and someone you can depend on. Naturally magnetic, emotionally intelligent, and divinely protected.
🌷A Marlina is the kind of person who:🌷
Heals without realizing it
Makes people feel seen and safe
Grows through challenges and comes back stronger
Has an old soul with a tender heart
Quiet confidence – not loud, not flashy, but felt in every room.
Deep emotions – feels things intensely, but doesn’t always show it.
Empathy & intuition – can read people’s energy easily.
Soft strength – gentle, kind, but absolutely not weak.
Magnetic calm – people feel safe around her without knowing why.
She observes before she speaks.
She’s introspective, reflective, sometimes a little dreamy.
She grows a lot through pain and becomes wiser because of it.
She’s loyal — the ride-or-die type, not the surface-level type.
Kind, but not naive
Calm, but emotionally powerful,gentle, but unbreakable
Not the loudest in the room…
but usually the most unforgettable
1. “Marlina is the kind of soul who turns quiet strength into beauty, and pain into wisdom.”
2. “Marlina carries softness in her heart and fire in her spirit — gentle, but impossible to ignore.”
3. Marlina is the calm after chaos,
the soft voice that still commands respect,
the kind of beauty that doesn’t fade — it deepens.
2. “Marlina carries softness in her heart and fire in her spirit — gentle, but impossible to ignore.”
3. Marlina is the calm after chaos,
the soft voice that still commands respect,
the kind of beauty that doesn’t fade — it deepens.
by Beauty#438 February 9, 2026
Get the Marlina mug.