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fist marriage

Movement that would allow for a legal union between a man and his fist(the ultimate spousal unit).
A man should be given the special treatment of having special rights extended to him in reward for copulating with his own hand.He should receive all the same benefits extended to normal heterosexual couples.
by Mr. Slippy Fist January 22, 2005
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marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.
I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.
by Pat January 4, 2004
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Marriage

In other words, legalized fucking.
You can't have sex until marriage! God has the right to dictate when, how, and whom you fuck with!
by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010
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Group Marriage movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the act of a group of any number of people to marry each other at the same time in a single ceremony and person be a partner in the marriage with each of the other people.
by Judge dredd7 September 28, 2011
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brazilian marriage

When you go down to Brazil, meet a girl under a false name, then have sex with her on the beach, and right as you're about to unload you pull off your condom, plant your seed, throw sand in her eyes and run away. This will assure that she'll remember you forever.
Jenny - "Are you married?"

Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?
by sexman413 March 10, 2010
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marriage

a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore
Jake: Let's get married!
Clarissa: You want me to be an unpaid babysitter?
Jake: ...
Clarissa: I'd love to!

If only she thought that way 30 years into the marriage.
by Meytal Mantzur May 14, 2013
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Ban marriage movement

A movement that seeks to ban marriage so that society can be make into a free sex society. That is where anyone can have sex with anyone else.
by Deep blue 2012 March 8, 2010
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