Maple Valley

A shitty city where there is no cute guys and everyone either smokes or drinks alcohol. Wtf is wrong with people there....

Person #1: I live in Maple Valley
Person #2: I freaking hate that place.

by BrookieWookie November 14, 2011

Maple Leaf fan

Definition for Greatest Hockey fan.
1) Intelligent and Dedictated
2) Feels sorry for anyone that is a Habs or Sens fan.
3) Sliently thanks god we dont have an annoying goal horn.
Plus our uniforms are the best.

Im a maple leaf fan. I live eat and breath toronto maple leafs!. GO leafs GO!

by lyn(leafs fan for life) April 15, 2008

marple

an marple is an smol angri cermet called marple. owned bai humain jenna marblesand julien

jenna marple are you dead ?

by irish spring soap June 15, 2018

Maple Juice

an English word for maple syrup

"Charlie, could you please pass me some maple juice for my pancakes?"

by waresthebathroom December 26, 2007

Marble Madness

When one person places marbles into the anal cavity of another person while they are asleep. When the person next moves a bowel the marbles come with it and the person is rendered mad wondering where the marbles came from.

I got Jimmy with Marble Madness last night. Then this morning he was admitted to psychiatric therapy.

by David Tilley December 28, 2007

maple sauce

The disgusting salty "treat" drink that comes from a Canuck's shlong as he ejaculates into a woman's orifices.

"Damn. His maple sauce tasted like Tim Horton's donuts after it was left in a container of play-do for a month.", said Stefanie.

by Pixie Lovuh May 6, 2008

marble pusher

A gay sex act in which one pushes his testicles into the other's mouth.

David was tired of listening to Alex talk so he became a marble pusher temporarily.

by Bjorn the Unicorn February 4, 2009