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maschancha

A deceased cat, used to describe many things such as cats, cakes, poles, etc. Some have used this word to create an entire language consisting of a variety of ways to say Maschancha.
Maschancha
by non-redhead-ola June 15, 2020
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Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.
Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal
by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020
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Marchiano

Marchiano is someone who is smart but in a sneaky way. strong/dangerous fighter but someone who is very kind and does not start fights but ends it! Marchiano is a strong leader who without any doubts makes good decisions. Someone with a good heart and a loving person. He's a man of honor
Marchiano is very kind and someone you can trust.
by Milan0987 November 22, 2021
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Maruchan Ramen

The ideal food for college students and poor people (although both are sadly interchangeable in modern day America) for five simple reasons:

1. It's always dirt cheap, only costing a few cents

2. All you need is water and three minutes in the microwave to cook them, which is especially useful if you're in a dorm since your cooking options will be very limited

3. They take a long time to expire, lasting 2-3 years

4. They come in a variety of different flavors, from beef to shrimp

5. They are very easy to spruce up. Wanna crack an egg and add it to your ramen? Go ahead. How about chopped sausages? By all means. Shredded cheese? Oh hell yeah. Hot sauce? Definitely
My student debt makes me wanna jump into heavy traffic, but at least I still have Maruchan Ramen
by That thing in your eye April 12, 2023
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nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.
by Panzervarg May 18, 2010
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Benefit merchant

A person who encourages an idea or plan for their own personal convenience
Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road

Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
by pobwell cobblepot February 22, 2011
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[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal]

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.
Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...
by Drew P. Weinerhofer November 30, 2013
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