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Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023
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Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way
When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.
by Hatogla November 17, 2023
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Marnus Buzz

1. A sudden drop in emotions.

2. When something doesn’t meet one’s expectations.
1. Justin Bieber cancelled his concert, marnus buzz.
2. This party was really hyped up, but it’s actually such a marnus buzz.
by AHA1 January 29, 2024
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Magnum Opus

Hym "You gotta hurry up Jordan! You gotta come see my Magnum Opus! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN, Jordan! Remember!? It's getting hard to walk! I'm going to need to build some kind of bridge to get over all the garbage... I've been living like this for months! Oh! You know what? I need a garbage shovel! But not until you come see it! The variety is what's impressive about it... But, yeah, hurry it up! It's here Jordan! The Ultimate Art! You gotta- You gotta hurry up and come see it! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN it's called! It's probably 2 or 3 tikes better than the Mona Lisa! #HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN! Trending now on Twitter. The best are that has ever been made!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Magnum G. I.

The act of being tenderly sodomized by a well mustachioed man.
Last night, Thomas drove us out to the beach where we spilt a case of Coops beer and then he gave me the 'Magnum G. I.'
by Detective Dick Jiggles April 29, 2024
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Manus

Manus is a fitty
by Helmet123 May 2, 2024
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Magnum Eater

A girl who is heterosexual who kisses and performs “first base” acts with a girl who identifies as gay/ lesbian when they are intoxicated.
Is she a magnum eater? Oh yeah she kissed Lisa last weekend at the party.
by G4Y4P4Y July 1, 2024
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