Mob Main

In a game called Anime Showdown, there were once and still are children or boys, it's hard to call them men as it seems like those who main Mob, really enjoy the character Shigeo Kageyama and his traits. Therefore the so called Mob Mains tend to be very shy, anti-social, socially awkward and most likely really obese and short, or really tall and skinny there is no in the between, but in most cases they are short and fat. If you were to get killed by them, they are most likely going to say "ez" afterwards. So in short Mob Mains are the type of people that can't keep up a real life conversation and there is a 56% of them being physically unattractive and have miniscule dick energy and 33% that it probably is true. If you got heavily offended by any of this you are probably a Mob Main and it's preferable to avoid being like that, start doing healthy habits and definitely cutting out video games.

Hey did you see that fat person over there?
Yeah, what about him?
I tried to talk to him, but his stench was overwhelming and all he was saying was "run and spam abilities"...Kinda creepy.
Oh, don't worry that's probably a Mob Main.

by quite a nice guy December 29, 2023

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