Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Pop a Marshmallow

This is what a commentator from 107.7 The Franchise says as a Pokemon defense move.

"You ever just Pop a Marshmallow?"

by ZACKARY GRAYSON November 29, 2018

Poking a Marshmallow

Where a butch lesbian, single handedly fists a fellow partner. Usually occurs during camping.

That noise you heard from Hannah’s tent last night was from Terisa poking a marshmallow.

by Jake the sudo snake September 15, 2021

i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 3, 2020

harshmellow man

Someone that brings other people down

The harshmellow man shook the snowy tree, dropping snow on his coworkers.

by harshmellow man May 8, 2016

marthello

MARTHELLO A NICE KIND HEARTED GOOD PERSON GUYS WANNA BE HIM FOR HIS WOMAN HE WILL GIVE HIS LAST HE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR BUT HAVE A MEAN SIDE BUT MOST OF ALL HE LOVES THE JASMINE TYPE OF GIRL LADIES FLOCK AROUND HIM BUT HIS HEART AND LOVE IS PURE HES A MOMMAS BOY HES VERY FAMILY ORIENTED HE MAKES THE SUN SHINES ANYBODY HES AROUND HE PUT A SMILE ON THERE FACES......

guy 1 do u see marthello I so wanna be him.

girl 1 I like marthello I so wanna be with him

by daqueenofdasouth January 13, 2017

Manschmellows

When I guy has his back to a fire (camp fire preferably) and he is slightly bent forward and the old hairy man fruit heats up enough to create a bit of a odour of the mix of marshmallows and pubes 😂

Dude you need to move away from that fire, I smell manschmellows

by Vman72 August 17, 2018