Lunceford

A dark nippled Mexican who doesn't admit to being Mexican and is extremely lazy. Usually drives a lifted red cholo truck. With a sound system that does not work and thinks he is king of circle finger below the waste.

Wow look at that Lunceford over there, glad I'm not friends with him.

by Mr doctor zuez August 10, 2012

Butt Lunch

The act of one or many drinking sperm out of ones asshole.

Ex:1. What a fag, i bet he had the San Franciscan Butt Lunch.

Ex:2. Person 1: Would you like fries with that?

Person 2: Mmmm no, but I'll have the butt lunch.

by s0ull3ss October 11, 2010

lunchkin

A 2 step process where a girl makes or buys you a sandwich, then gives you a blow job as you eat the previously mentioned sandwich.

"Cindy came over yesterday and gave me a lunchkin."

by Be and Jay October 19, 2008

Lunch Ninja

The rarest of all ninja. Ancient tribal warriors who would sneak up on the enemy and assassinate them in extremely bloody and unnecessary ways to steal their sandwiches or chips as a form a psychological warfare.

Three guys arguing about who is more badass.

Guy 1: Dude, I love Navy Seals those guys are awesome.

Guy 2: No way, a viking or a pirate would kick a Navy Seal's ass any day.

Guy 1: Bullshit!

Guy 3: Both of you are wrong the most lethal killers in the world are Lunch Ninjas. There's no telling how many people they killed and all the food they took 5000 years ago. It's even rumored that just one Lunch Ninja can defeat an entire army just by starving it, now thats what I call a true badass.

by Wrench93 April 8, 2009

Monkey Lunchbox

The act of bidding and winning an item off Ebay, then realizing that you spent too much money and didn't want it anymore.

The result is that you end up not paying for the item and then lie to the seller as to why you're not buying it.

This is all done in an effort to avoid receiving negative feedback.

* This term came about after winning a $50 bid for an old lunchbox that featured a chimpanzee on it. A lie was created and told to the seller- No negative feedback was given.

I pulled a Monky Lunchbox when I didn't pay for a bootleg copy of Over the Top DVD I'd won.

by BadHippo February 7, 2005

blow-lunch tie

A necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it.

A meeting with the boss? I'll just put on a blow-lunch tie and trot on over.

by Duckbutt January 25, 2006

scrotum lunch box

The mashing of one's testicles into a metal lunch box for fun.

"Dude, my day sucked so I gave myself a scrotum lunch box."

by Black_Widow August 28, 2009