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Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.
Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!
by JizzedOn June 4, 2025
mugGet the Lap Lettucemug.

lettuce wagon

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.
by BlackSage May 21, 2018
mugGet the lettuce wagonmug.

Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.
Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.
by Sora290 January 5, 2022
mugGet the Dirty lettucemug.

lettuce pile

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?
by GeeLuver September 12, 2022
mugGet the lettuce pilemug.

lettucing

When you want to sing and enjoy a band from the early 2000s named after a food court.
Lettucing, lettucing. Lettucing, lettucing.
by Mr. Good Sir the 14th August 22, 2025
mugGet the lettucingmug.

Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017
mugGet the Lettucemug.

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God
"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"
by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021
mugGet the Father Lettucemug.

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