Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.

Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!

by JizzedOn June 4, 2025

lettuce wagon

Garbage truck.

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.

by BlackSage May 21, 2018

Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.

Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.

by Sora290 January 5, 2022

lettuce pile

a pile of anything but lettuce

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?

by GeeLuver September 12, 2022

lettucing

When you want to sing and enjoy a band from the early 2000s named after a food court.

Lettucing, lettucing. Lettucing, lettucing.

by Mr. Good Sir the 14th August 22, 2025

Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other

John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other

by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021