Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!
by JizzedOn June 4, 2025

by BlackSage May 21, 2018

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.
by Sora290 January 5, 2022

by GeeLuver September 12, 2022

Lettucing, lettucing. Lettucing, lettucing.
by Mr. Good Sir the 14th August 22, 2025

1.) Beef, but for vegans
2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...
Richard: woah, you two have beef?
John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
Richard: woah, you two have beef?
John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021
