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vast left-wing conspiracy

it doesn't exist. Just a stupid bastard trying to pretend he knows something about politics, as we have seen in such places as the state of the union address.
Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
-- Dubya's comment to FEMA Director Michael Brown, who presided over what was arguably the worst ever performance by FEMA in an emergency situation, Mobile, Alabama, Sep. 2, 2005 further illustrating the lack of left-wing influence in politics, much less a 'vast left-wing conspiracy'.
by Constantine Vidal September 26, 2005
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leftist royalist

A Communist Anglophile who is ashamed of calling himself a Communist to the point of creating a non-existent political ideology to mask his Communist tendencies
Guy 1: "Hey man you're such a Communist"
Guy 2: "Please don't call me that! I'm a leftist royalist!"
by nicmas July 14, 2015
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left hand mousing

the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.
bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."
by Trent Schoneweis August 22, 2007
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turkish leftovers

the most extreme degree of sloppy seconds but taking place long after the sexual acts have concluded. (like at least the next day)
whoever fucks missy is going to get E.J.'s turkish leftovers.
by STD free (so far) December 18, 2008
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alt left pipeline

A mystical youtube rabbit hole that leads young men into a downward spiral of radical beliefs.
My cousin Johnny went down the alt left pipeline and now he is a meninist
by BUNDOfrundo December 25, 2021
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lick my leftovers

The act of wearing underwear made of Saran Wrap at least 1 day without showering and possible extensive heat buildup from any physical activity such as exercising or physical labor. On the following night, have your partner open up the wrap as if opening up tasty leftovers and continue to engage in oral sex.
Are you gonna lick my leftovers or what? I've been warming them up all day.
by Doops337 September 20, 2015
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Left on open

On Snapchat, when someone you've been snapping views one of your messages but hasn't yet responded. Stop whining, it's not that big of a deal and it doesn't mean they hate you, it just means they're busy or they thought the conversation had ended.
Liza: Oh God! Paulie left me on open! That bastard! We're over now! I want to die!
Winnie: Stop your cryin. He's at work and he's not supposed to be Snappin you in the first place. Just cause he's busy and you're left on open for the moment don't mean he hates you.
by University of Markov October 13, 2019
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