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Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018
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lawn rating

An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10
*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.
by LimaBean2029 August 9, 2021
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Lawn Dogging

When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.
My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.
by Irrelevant One June 17, 2023
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When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)
Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"
by Jordatha March 23, 2017
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This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
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Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.
I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".
by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022
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Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.
Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?

Person 2: …

Person 3: Bro speak

Person 2: …

Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN
by thatwhiteboydobesmartdo June 7, 2022
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