Late 20’s

A time in your life that starts at 28.

Damn I’m 28 so I’m officially just now in my late 20’s but I wasn’t at 27 cuz I was in my mid-twenties.

by ZacharyAttackary November 7, 2019

lately you have

Another one of the sentences of doom. Usually said by your boss after you swiped too many xerox copies or pens from the office, or by your parents when your report card/behavior is not up to snuff.

"Lately you have been throwing pencils in the asbestos ceiling tiles at school. The police are going to investigate this as a death threat. We need to talk!"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

Late night comedy

Noun: The Netflix equivalent of porn.

Teenager: Mom can I watch a late night comedy tonight
Mom: No there’s too many sexual scenes
Teenager: DDD:

by CrazyB0Z0 March 19, 2019

Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

late night high five

Late night high fives, it’s a late night and the only girl you can get with is a high 5...

Dude 1: Bruh why are you still up
Dude 2: you know I’m just out getting a late night high five

by he April 22, 2020

Hershey's Fuck-o-late

The act of putting a Hershey's chocolate bar on one's genital and having sex until it melts and covers both the partner's genitals, at which point both partners lick the molten chocolate off one another's genitals until they are clean again.

I pulled the Hershey's Fuck-o-late with her last night and it was delicious!

by Quentiam May 20, 2020

3 minutes too late

You know what they say... 3 minutes too late🤷 ♀️💯

“Carlos you’re 3 minutes too late”

by carlossucksbutt September 27, 2020